Please refresh the page and retry. O ne wonders what Burt Reynolds may have expected the newspapers to cover in the wake of his death. It could have be his late-career, award-nominated resurgence in Boogie Nights, perhaps the force with which he burned during the late Seventies or simply that indefatigable moustache. But deep down, he probably knew that his greatest career regret would be what was proliferating on Twitter: the Cosmopolitan centrefold in which he poses drunk, smoking and totally nude on a bearskin rug. And best. S o why did Reynolds hate it so much? It took several decades for Reynolds to admit the true extent of his suffering.
Drying himself off and collecting his phone he made his way back to his room, still with no sign of his mom. He set the phone down on his desk and finished drying himself off, pulling on a plain black t-shirt and jeans that were a little too tight around his ass, but, he had learned that played to his bodies advantages.
With a soft sigh, he sat down in the comforting familiarity of his computer chair, staring for a few moments at the blank screen before he scooped up his phone, wiping a few droplets of moisture from the screen onto his jeans before switching on the screen and unlocking it.
Aside from the multitude of messages constantly spilling from his group chat with his friends, there was a new text, from an unrecognised number. Hey, this is Amy, is this Ash.
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