I'm single. I live in LA. I'm on dating apps. And unsurprisingly, I get more unsolicited dick pics than you could ever imagine. Out of nowhere, the straight-guy selfie takes over my phone screen like virtual unwanted morning wood. I wondered, "What would guys do if I turned the tables and sent them an unexpected vagina pic? First, I had to find the perfect vagina pic because the only people who see mine are men I'm intimate with and, duh, my gynecologist. I searched the Interwebs, and after extensive research I have to give props to straight guys and lesbians -- vaginas are like fingerprints except you really don't know what you're going to get.
Girl gets her cookie banged