Lois: Did you see that sweet new piece of ass, Dallas Portland? Bonnie: Oh, I don't know. Why don't you ask my index and middle finger. The secret to happiness is burying all your true feelings and living a life of bland compromise. Lois: Wow, Doctor Hartman, that's really short. I suppose it's fine if he's going to die at Is there anything there about that? Hartman: Well, we learned in medical school that the short ones do go faster, because they smell more farts than the rest of us.
Flower Edwards,Griffin Drew,Susan Hale(in Erotic Obsessions)(2002)