How to Masturbate with Your Roommate in the Room
Skip to content. I'm a freshman with a problem. I have a roommate who masturbates every night and it makes me sick. She waits until she thinks I'm asleep and then really goes at it. One night she even woke me up after I was asleep. I find it disgusting to hear her moans of passion as she plays with herself. Should I tell her to stop or should I just find another roommate? You may always take more drastic measures later.
Here's How Not To Masturbate In College If You Have Roommates — Trust Me, I Found Out The Hard Way
Most people can usually find a time to masturbate throughout the day—for example, when your roommate leaves for class, to go eat, or for a quick piss. But you are different. You need to masturbate at least every day or you'll explode, your guts and stored-up cum bursting into the air out of your broken body. Start obviously fake crying after pretending to receive a call by holding a closed flip phone up to your ear. Is it cool if I masturbate?
Roommate masturbates every night
But being forced to live so close with my roommate becomes a serious pain in the pussy when it's time to get my rocks off. Living with someone else in such close quarters means three things: You are going to smell their shit on a regular basis, at some point you will see one of their pubes in the tub, and you are most definitely going to hear them having sex. But despite my brazen exhibitionism in those situations, I feel uncomfortable masturbating when anyone else is home. I worry that my roommate will hear the buzzing of the vibrator, the moaning sounds of the weird lesbian porn I like to watch, and eventually my own excited grunting. Why then, am I so embarrassed to be heard pleasuring myself?
But how often do we hear the nitty-gritty of how we can actually better understand our deepest desires and most embarrassing questions? Bustle has enlisted Vanessa Marin, a sex therapist , to help us out with the details. No gender, sexual orientation, or question is off limits, and all questions remain anonymous. Now, onto today's topic: how to masturbate when you live with roommates. Is it weird to masturbate when other people are at home?
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