You want flirty, sexy e-cards, even slightly dirty ecards, but you don't want to go "too far". Doozy Cards has naughty adult ecards with the perfect balance. Sexy, hot, flirty, funny! Read More Share on Facebook. You want to tease him. You want to flirt with her. You don't wish to be vulgar yet?
Just before Christmas in Minnesota last year, my mom asked me to set up an electric Santa Clause as we were prepping for a party. Indeed, laughter is a gift—and little makes me as laugh-happy as Girl Boner humor. Sadly, most of the sex-related humor available online is pretty sexist, depicting men as sex-crazed maniacs and women as sex-haters or dimwitted sluts. I drudged through lots of that in seek of truly funny, non-damaging jokes and e-cards that are legitimately funny, IMHO. What do you think? Any LOL moments? All posts tagged sex ecards.
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I think it was Aristotle who once said, "Always be open and honest when it comes to boning. That was my weird ninth grade health teacher? The point is, sometimes it's awkward to straight-up tell someone you're casually sexing your true feelings, so why not get a brutally honest greeting card to do it for you? Etsy shop Crimson and Clover run by sex writer Rachel Khona provides just the selection you need. Browse some Cosmo favorites below.