Your mom always wanted to be a professional model. Alas, she had you, a mistake she regrets she should have used protection and had to quit her dream and take her of her unwanted child. Your mom, obviously wanted you to follow photography at school but nevertheless you decided to to follow biology like the nerd you are. That little shit!!! Biology, fucking biology….. Son - It was great mom! Today we worked on the Cnidaria family, which is basically the qualification for jellyfish…. They always make fun of me and the rest of the biology class.
Making Mommy Happy On Her B'day- Sheena Ryder